Monthly Archives: January 2006

With Enemies Like This…

Guess what? Iran got plans for nuclear weapons from….the CIA! Yup! I’m not making this up. We handed over those plans in a “botched” intelligence operation. Isn’t that funny?! It reminds me of the time Donald Rumsfeld was on the board of a company that sold uranium to North Korea. Back in 1999, that was….

Feeling a bit left out

I would like to announce that I am returning money from Jack Abramoff. Unfortunately, I cannot. I’m here and working, but I’m outta the loop on this one. Perchance to dream…. Or maybe I should start a support group for those legislators who didn’t get money from Abramoff…a sorta lonely hearts club for congressional ne’er do…