The Military-Industrial Marx Brothers

There’s no sequester on campaign donations!

Did Pat Robertson Finally Come to Jesus?

Brother Pat has been saying some truly crazy things lately.

The Foreclosure Crisis is the Biggest Scandal of All

Forgetfulness is the mother’s milk of America’s version of the business cycle.

CNN Scoops The Poop (Ship)

Let’s hope that Ted Turner wasn’t watching his baby on Valentine’s Day. If he was, there is a good chance he had his heart broken. Why? Because February 14th, 2012 was the day CNN, the once-venerable and omnipresent newsgathering machine, officially kicked off the Jeff Zucker Era by dropping its anchors in the salty brine [...]

Breeding Immorality

The Westminster Dog Show feeds our vanity and fills our animal shelters.