Read My Mind

Only two tickets to get into the Funhouse.


Leaf Blower America

The leaf blower doesn’t really clean up the mess. Rather, it just pushes it down the road a bit. It doesn’t really “do” anything except provide the illusion of fixing the problem. And, along the way, it pollutes the air with ear-damaging noise and lung-burning exhaust.


Name That Drug

Don’t you want to abilify yourself? Don’t you need to abilify yourself? Who wouldn’t want or doesn’t need a little abilification in these hectic, stressful times? At the very least, you probably know someone…perhaps even a member of your own family…who needs to be abilified. In fact, that was one of the rationales given by…