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What’s the Deal?

Posted on | August 1, 2011 | 1 Comment

The Great Debt Ceiling Crisis turns out to be little more than a game show.

It’s the DC version of Let’s Make a Deal.

Curtain No. 3 lifts and the rich get…a new car!

The remainder of the Middle Class gets what is behind Curtain No. 1…a year supply of Turtle Wax, which they will use in their newly created jobs waxing the cars of the rich. No benefits.

And everyone else gets the box on the stand. Wait for the reveal…cue “wuah, wuah, wuah” music…it’s a wicker basket filled with plastic flowers (Made in China).

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One Response to “What’s the Deal?”

  1. Tom O'Neill
    August 1st, 2011 @ 11:42 am

    How true! and how sad.

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