FIRE AND FURY by Donald Trump
Just yesterday morning, they let me know we had bombed.
Kim-Jong, the plans they made put an end to you.
I woke up this morning and I wrote down this Tweet,
I just can’t remember who to Tweet it to.
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen fury.
I’ve heard nuclear threats that I thought would never end.
I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend,
But I always knew that I could bomb you in the end.
Won’t you look down upon me, Evangelicals,
You’ve got to help me make a stand.
You’ve just got to see me through another day.
My approval is tanking and my time is at hand
And I won’t make it any other way.
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen fury.
I’ve heard nuclear threats that I thought would never end.
I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend,
But I always knew that I could bomb anyone in the end.
Been golfing my mind to an easy time, my back turned towards the GOP.
Lord knows when the Alt-Right blows it’ll turn your head around.
Well, there’s time on my wire-tapped phone line to talk about border walls to come.
Bigly deals and licensed hotels in pieces on the ground.
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen fury.
I’ve heard nuclear threats that I thought would never end.
I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend,
But I always knew that I could bomb anyone in the end.
Thought I’d see huge crowds one more time again.
There’s just a few grand juries coming my way this time around, now.
Thought I’d see crowds, thought I’d see crowds, fire and fury, now.
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'President Donald Trump Sings: Fire & Fury' have 2 comments
August 8, 2017 @ 2:42 pm mark oatney
yay! I get to write the firts comment! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!! One of the funniest things I’ve ever read! Thank you!
August 9, 2017 @ 10:15 am Andrew MacKenzie
Nice work! And along similar lines, I thought you folks might enjoy my Dylan/Trump parody, “Ballad of a Con Man”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvW_lXX9pI4