Only two tickets to get into the Funhouse.
Was Pat Tillman Murdered? That’s the lead of an AP article that finally broke through the years of propaganda and lying by the Pentagon and the White House about Pat Tillman. Follow the link and read it yourself…but here are some highlights: In his last words moments before he was killed, Tillman snapped at a…
Ever wonder when you are going to kick it? The bucket, that is. Not the family dog, or yourself for bad choices. But the big bucket. Well, try the Life Expectancy Calculator! I did. It is, like anything on the internet that claims to give you answers to currently unknown questions…it’s mostly bullshit. (You’ve seen…
Confucius: “If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant; if what is said is not what is meant, then what must be done remains undone; if this remains undone, morals and art will deteriorate; if justice goes astray, the people will stand about in helpless confusion. Hence there must…
Bananas of Death. Every time you eat a Chiquita banana, you are eating a blood-stained banana. Is that too hyperbolic? Well, although it has been generally ignored by anything but the business press, eight executives of Chiquita Brands International admitted to paying $1.7 million to right-wing paramilitary death squads in war-torn Columbia during a period…
Comedy words. Those words that are inherently funny, no matter the context. Just think about it: blob, poop, retard…all inherently funny. Genital Lice…that’s a “comedy word.” Or, more specifically, a “comedy phrase.” Gential lice are funny, unless you get them. Not that I have…but could you imagine one of these clamped to your dangly bits?…